Miami is the same but it is different and I feel like this every time.

18.05.13
2

(Source: sexiestmen2012, via warningdontreadthis)

16.05.13
969
#its been a while

I want to start my own personal gallery of all the dick pics I get. But not for your eyes, only mine.

Gentlemen, I appreciate your penises.

15.05.13

almightykushlord:

if you hesitate to kiss a girl after she sucked your stuff up you need to put your clothes on and go home because you’re a child

(via cuntlery)

14.05.13
20362
This in nightclub bathroom stalls is so Miami it hurts.

This in nightclub bathroom stalls is so Miami it hurts.

14.05.13
4

(Source: jinkneap, via twentymoreonemores)

14.05.13
8221

  • I feel like I’ve been so MIA lately.
  • Speaking of MIA, I’ll be landing in Miami around 2 pm tomorrow and be there for 8 days.
  • Then Los Angeles for 2
  • Then San Francisco for 4.
  • I ran my first 5k today. My times was pretty embarrassing but I did it so whatever, nerds.
  • This vacation is desperately needed, though I’m unsure how relaxing it will actually be.
  • Gonna get into some trouble.
  • OKAY bye going to do laundry and pack.

11.05.13
2

Going to the gym just to use their shower because mine is broken and I don’t have time to work out.

Feeling guilty, hah.

10.05.13
2

fer1972:

Skull Spoons

1. By Pinky Diablo

2. By Boneseye View

(via ofmonstersandmadmen)

09.05.13
5648
#Pretty albeit impractical.
I just want to rub his belly oh my god I can’t.

I just want to rub his belly oh my god I can’t.

(via rasputin)

09.05.13
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