Tennis Announcer 1: That’s 72 unforced errors for Richie Tenebaum. He’s playing the worst tennis of his life. What’s he feeling right now? Tennis Announcer 2: I don’t know, Jim. There’s obviously something wrong with him. He’s taken off his shoes and one of his socks and… actually, I think he’s crying.

Tennis Announcer 1: That’s 72 unforced errors for Richie Tenebaum. He’s playing the worst tennis of his life. What’s he feeling right now?

Tennis Announcer 2: I don’t know, Jim. There’s obviously something wrong with him. He’s taken off his shoes and one of his socks and… actually, I think he’s crying.

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Sex. Sleeping. Eating. In that order. Sleeping > eating for me.

Sex.

Sleeping.

Eating.

In that order. Sleeping > eating for me.

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I drank this whole bottle today. WHATEVER. This picture looks SO distorted.

I drank this whole bottle today.

WHATEVER.

This picture looks SO distorted.

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Sunday is my only actual day to get shit done.

Instead, I’m seriously contemplating getting really drunk. 

Good idea? Y/n

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celebrator1975: All I can hope for is something beautiful to come next. Day 365

celebrator1975:

All I can hope for is something beautiful to come next.

Day 365

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These are the two boys that I lived with for the past 3 years. They contributed greatly to my sanity, and even more to my insanity (especially blondie on the left). I love my new male roommate but every once in a while I miss living with these fools, if only to have them there to harass. They’re my boys.

These are the two boys that I lived with for the past 3 years. They contributed greatly to my sanity, and even more to my insanity (especially blondie on the left).

I love my new male roommate but every once in a while I miss living with these fools, if only to have them there to harass. They’re my boys.

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I know a girl whose boyfriend set up an elaborate proposal…

At Sonic’s. 

The fast food restaurant.

As in..he proposed to her there..on purpose.

There’s a picture when he did it with their friends and family surrounding them in the Sonic’s outdoor eating area..there are Sonic’s employees in the background and a bottle of champagne on ice.

I can’t.

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Hideously egregious mispronunciations aside….

….

……I say a lot of these. :(

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