May 2012
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I am the most inappropriate person ever.
Me: [singing] How will I know if he really loves me?
Lauren: [interrupting] He cums in your face!
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This kid has a problem.
Eugene (starts to make instant coffee)
Me: Did you decide against Dunkin Donuts?
Eugene: Oh no, I'm going.
Eugene: I need to make coffee in preparation of going to get coffee. It's like pre-gaming.
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fleshliterature:
shout outs to big hands.
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I wrote a haiku
sylvysparrow:
leslie-crusher:
I hate group projects just let me do it myself everyone else sucks
Officially back in Boston.
Almost missed my flight for the first time ever.
I have blisters on my feet, my liver is mad at me, there are some naughty bruises, and I definitely look like Death personified.
Miami, you can be one fucking hell of a place.
Important opinions
Juan: I dont know, I dont see the appeal of masturbating by yourself in the middle of the sea.
April 2012
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I keep forgetting I'm officially on vacation.
I also keep forgetting how to pack for when I go to Miami. Don’t bring pants. Stop trying to pack long-sleeved things, what are you doing.
To be fair, I used to dress like this even when I grew up there.
Maybe I was just destined for colder weather.
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This is how my roommate Tez ends conversations:
Tez (for seemingly no reason at all): Your life has no meaning.
-walks away-.
I'm blissed out on post-workout endorphins right...
In related news, my legs are made of steel and I can probs kick you from here to Texas if I felt so inclined.
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