I really need to stop passing out early and then waking up almost exactly 4 hours later.
I hate when...
I start typing while I’m looking away and I assume I have my fingers on the right keys and then when I look it’s like euhyiy alsbket kjtiy.
About to get wasted with my coworkers
and then go see Toy Story 3 in 3-D.
I kind of don’t know what more to say to you. You are one persistent motherfucker.
Lookie what I got:
Be back like tomorrow.
PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ITS AND IT’S, BUT SOMEHOW THINK...– (via peoplewho)
Today is the longest day of the year.
Boy, has it sure felt like it. And wtf, get dark already.
All I've wanted lately
is a rough around the edges but also intelligent, slightly older guy, with at least 2 tattoos. Thick Boston accent possibly appreciated. Someone who gets a little angry at the bar when you dis the Celtics/Red Sox after a few beers, but can also discuss books/movies with me and can answer a few questions on Jeopardy. And can spell. Is that so much to ask for? I THINK NOT.
Lisbeth Salander is such a fucking bad-ass. Must read The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest like NOW.
Snow Patrol- Set the Fire to the Third Bar One...
Dear rando guests:
We have signs up on this wing of the building saying “CONFERENCE BUREAU STAFF ONLY”. I regret to inform you that you are not Conference Bureau Staff. Please stop traipsing through. This is the office wing, where the senior staff works out of. GTFO. Sincerely, Lauren Coy Housekeeping Supervisor. :)
Don’t give me any of that racist crap! My husband and I gave money to Colin...– Bunny Caldwell on Cruel Intentions (via leothegreat)
In a dream I was a werewolf.