rasputin: Manhandled 4 (2011) with Kristina Rose and James Deen SORRY I’M NOT SORRY.
fuckyesnicole: Lmfao shut up Lauren. ^ The way people feel about me summed up into one sentence.
You know what I always wonder?
You know how in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, *SPOILER ALERT*, Riddle writes out Tom Marvolo Riddle and then it becomes the anagram of I Am Lord Voldemort? I always wondered if J.K. Rowling went into these books knowing she wanted to do that clever little trick. Like did she purposely name him Tom Marvolo Riddle so she could do that? I bet she did, Marvolo is one weird fucking name....
I should start chronicling the shit that my...
He went to the doctor for a check-up and shots. Tez: “I’m so mad I didn’t get any fucking stickers after my shots. What is this bitch-ass HMO.” This is Tez: We’ve also had lovely exchanges like this: Me (entering the house):” Hi Tezzy!” Tez: “Whatever.”
What’s one of your favorite movies?
Welp, I'm surprised I'm not more hung over.
Had to put my friends to bed last night though. Hope everyone had a great Christmas?
All I want tonight is meaningless sex.
Well if we’re being honest…
I’m so fucked up on Christmas. I’m such a bad student. OH WAIT. I’M NOT A STUDENT AT ALL. Wow.
N Sync- Digital Getdown Oh. This song is about...
I just had the unexplainable urge to go find a...
Who’s with me?!
My unofficial Christmas list (since I don't ever...
Also, because my stubborn wench of a roommate (read: goddess) already bought me something(s) despite my obviously ineffectual protestations. Alas, here are a few of the things I would buy myself if I ever got around to it or that I would ask for if I didn’t find it so wretchedly uncomfortable to ask anyone for anything, ever: A subscription to Empire magazine (it’s a movie magazine,...
Looking back on the content of my blog,
I don’t think it accurately reflects me entirely. Sure, it has a lot of what I find aesthetically pleasing, as well as some of the things I’m passionate about (namely, movies), but my posts don’t line up with the title of this blog, do they? To be honest, I am rather crass/crude. I’m a very sexual person (in fact, I want to be a sex therapist), and I talk about it...
You know how the gap between being a freshman in...
Freshmen are just having their first taste of quote un-quote “independence” and seniors are writing theses and about to (hopefully) enter the workforce? Freshmen are 18 and seniors are a ripe 22. Freshmen still have to badger people to buy them alcohol; seniors already found out how expensive drinking at a bar actually can be. Well, despite this being a much smaller age difference, I...