All of the seasons of Scrubs are on Netflix...
Welp, there goes my life.
Stealers Wheel- Stuck in the Middle with You.
I received my first and only black eye due to...
His Dangerous album came out in 1991, when I was 2 years old, and I grew up with it because my dad was a big fan (and of course, HIStory in 1995, when I was 6). Regardless, I was 4, which I remember because I was in pre-school. My dad put on the album and I used to love to dance to it. It was probably Black or White, and I really liked spinning around in circles, and that’s what I was...
I need to stop eating "breakfast" at 4 pm...
Meaning I probably need to stop waking up at 2-3 pm. …meaning I probably have to stop going to sleep at 5-6 am. …Yeah no. It’s not happening.
My blog turned 1 like 4 days ago.
Where the fuck was my birthday cupcake, Tumblr?
We cannot be more sensitive to pleasure without being more sensitive to pain.– Alan Watts (via coketalk, trixietreats)
I need to learn to control my hands.
It’s so hypocritical of me considering my background. I’ll try harder.
Ridiculous Tuftslife ad #5:
Okay, this one’s just funny. But who the fuck lets their shoe fall off and keeps walking away?
People who spell definitely "defiantly":
Those are two completely different words.