Just noticed a grammatical error in the cover...
No wonder no one has gotten back to me. This is so fucking unlike me. Get it together, Lauren.
They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone...– Amy Poehler on American Apparel (via coketalk)
Fangirls scare me.
Yes, there are certain bands/shows/movies/books/celebrities that I like more than the average person. However, me at my most “fanatical” doesn’t even hold a candle to some of you crazies. You bitches are terrifying.
On a positive note:
I love haikus. Here is one: I am now in class I wonder if you can guess The fucks I dont give. Do you have a haiku you would like to share?
Books fall open, you fall in. When you climb out again, you’re a bit larger than...– Gregory Maguire (via word-collector) ….This would explain a lot.
I wish I could take a hot shower FOR THE REST OF...
Okay sometimes I am weird and have irrational...
Like one of my housemates always gets out of the shower a different way from the rest of us, which I know because they always shove the shower curtain to the opposite side. For some unexplainable reason, it IRKS me. Also my housemate(s?) wash utensils wrong. In that they put all of the cutlery face down into the dish rack compartment to dry. I don’t like this. I do this solely for knives...
idkmybffjon asked: That's because you are a whore.
Fell asleep at 11.
Woke up at 2:30. -.- Therefore…
I fell in love with your sailor mouth, and your wounded eyes.– Tom Waits (via breathepaige, toooth) (via thethrillll)
Things to know about me:
I have had a blog since I was 12. (Deadjournal/Livejournal/Greatestjournal). I am 21. I have been reading the Gossip Girl books since I was 11 ( I BET YOU DIDNT’ EVEN KNOW THEY WERE A BOOK SERIES). Because of this, I used to sign off my blog posts “You know you love me” and then I’d say ” (because ______) and I’d fill something in relevant from my blog...