My aunt’s abusive husband just friend requested me on Facebook. Are you fucking kidding me? Did you possibly expect me to say yes? What possessed you to even try?
Sunday is my only actual day to get shit done.
Instead, I’m seriously contemplating getting really drunk. Good idea? Y/n
I know a girl whose boyfriend set up an elaborate...
At Sonic’s. The fast food restaurant. As in..he proposed to her there..on purpose. There’s a picture when he did it with their friends and family surrounding them in the Sonic’s outdoor eating area..there are Sonic’s employees in the background and a bottle of champagne on ice. I can’t.
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Oh my God I just traced my weakness for intelligent guys who are assholes back to SECOND GRADE.
I want to write the song that perfectly...
It’s entitled ” I’m so fucking broke and payday is still a week away (and that check goes straight to rent too). I will accept it as a punk song but Im sure someone can turn it into a country hit if they wanted.
pacify-eris: Florence + The Machine :: No Light,...
So Sylvy indirectly asked me these through her...
7. A guilty pleasure I don’t feel guilty about any of my movies, dammit. 10 Things I Hate About You is probably one. I can recite that movie, and it’s my default when I’m doing something (like studying) but want some form of background entertainment. Also, Pride and Prejudice (2005, not BBC version). The subtle looks Matthew McFadyen gives Keira Knightley in that movie KILL...
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sylvysparrow: 1. What was the last movie you watched in theaters? 2. What was the first movie you ever remember watching in theaters? 3. Top 5 movies 4. Top 5 directors 5. A favorite adapted movie 6. Your best experience on going to the movies 7. A guilty pleasure 8. An overrated movie 9. An underrated movie 10. A movie that not many have heard that you’ve seen 11. A movie you...
Going into work today.
And possibly every Saturday from now until mid-April. Can’t say I’m excited about this, but c’est la vie. I’m about to make everyone’s taxes my bitch.
May or may not be tipsy at work. Dont judge. Its Friday.
Eugene's most-played song is "Superbass" by Nicki...
… …. ….. I wish I could post this to Eugene’s tumblr instead of mine.
Guys, it's my half-birthday today.
ehermione: I can just imagine Michael Fassbender sitting at the back of ballroom drinking his champagne and saying - “I have a bigger penis than all of you.”
Buffy and Coyote Ugly lookin' a hot mess.
Me and my roommate
-Kate Winslet goes up to accept her award and starts speaking-
Maria: She's British?!
Me: I'm going to stop talking to you now.
(Looking at the Tina Fey/Amy Poehler photobomb.
Maria: They look alike. I mean, they look like they could be sisters.
Me: I mean, no...
PIDO EL SILENCIO canta, lastimada mía (Cervantes) aunque es tarde, es...– Alejandra Pizarnik, “Pido el silencio”, Los Trabajos y las noches (Buenos Aires, Sudamericana, 1965). Translation mine. [I ask for silence sing, my hurt one (Cervantes) although it is late, it is night, and you can’t. Sing as if nothing happened. Nothing happens.] (via chipclayton)