You guys have been listening to my Tumblr accent...
Does my voice soothe you? Come- let me sing you a lullaby with these dulcet tones.
Tumblr Accent Challenge Your name and...
I just had the overwhelming urge to go sit in my...
What. Why. I’m going to go to sleep instead.
Sometimes you just have to go all out to Dance (Ass) in front of your mirror to make sure that you haven’t lost all of your dance ability after a few months of not performing or going to dance classes or doing anything remotely dance-y because you work 60 hours a week and are slowly losing your soul. In case any of you were waiting with bated breath, I do indeed still have...
Keep forgetting to mention that I'm on OkCupid.
I haven’t really met anyone off of it, and I’m not really looking for a boyfriend so lately it’s been more for amusement than anything else. I do, however, deal with these gems:
You know how women are always depicted as...
I am the opposite. I am running away when you throw the bouquet. I will stand there because I am basically being forced to but I will have my arms glued to my sides, and while everyone is rushing forward, I am standing still. I don’t even believe in any of those silly traditions but I really don’t need to hear the comments for the remainder of the reception, particularly from...
On some small level, I think you owe me something for deceiving me so...– Closer (via capriamovies)
evilgentleman: Nine Inch Nails - Me I’m Not
musicure: The xx - Crystalised -
smilewh0re: Sia - Breathe Me.
ohthevansanity: Closer - Kings of Leon
escapethenest-w: Lykke Li ft Kleerup - Until We...
princess-willomz: The Postal Service // This...
I’m just going to post some of my favorite songs. Cool? Cool.
I put subtitles on everything. Sometimes I wish I could put subtitles on life.
I know I haven't been posting a lot.
I’m tired all the time. I work a ridiculous amount. I have all of today and all of tomorrow off because of the holiday and I’m so excited but I don’t know what to do with myself. I want to go dancing? But I want to go out right now because it’s a pretty day yet I know I’ll end up spending money and that’s bad. No money spending allowed, Lauren. I’m...
This one time I peed in a Gatorade bottle so my boyfriend at the time could pass a drug test his parents were administering. Oh, high school.
Happy Valentine's Day!
the-dope-show: to my tumblr valentine vada-sultenfuss <3 My cinema soulmate!!:D I just got home but <33333. Hope you had a great day, darling.
plot twist kanye west imprints on blue ivy
I have 3 articles of clothing with hoods on right...
Hoods 4 ever. K bye going to go work until I DIE.
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense