March 2012
February 2012
1 tag
You guys have been listening to my Tumblr accent...
Does my voice soothe you?
Come- let me sing you a lullaby with these dulcet tones.
2 tags
1 tag
I just had the overwhelming urge to go sit in my...
What.
Why.
I’m going to go to sleep instead.
1 tag
Sometimes you just have to go all out to Dance (Ass) in front of your mirror to make sure that you haven’t lost all of your dance ability after a few months of not performing or going to dance classes or doing anything remotely dance-y because you work 60 hours a week and are slowly losing your soul.
In case any of you were waiting with bated breath, I do indeed still have...
Keep forgetting to mention that I'm on OkCupid.
I haven’t really met anyone off of it, and I’m not really looking for a boyfriend so lately it’s been more for amusement than anything else.
I do, however, deal with these gems:
You know how women are always depicted as...
I am the opposite.
I am running away when you throw the bouquet.
I will stand there because I am basically being forced to but I will have my arms glued to my sides, and while everyone is rushing forward, I am standing still.
I don’t even believe in any of those silly traditions but I really don’t need to hear the comments for the remainder of the reception, particularly from...
1 tag
On some small level, I think you owe me something for deceiving me so...
– Closer (via capriamovies)
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
I’m just going to post some of my favorite songs. Cool? Cool.
I put subtitles on everything. Sometimes I wish I could put subtitles on life.
I know I haven't been posting a lot.
I’m tired all the time. I work a ridiculous amount.
I have all of today and all of tomorrow off because of the holiday and I’m so excited but I don’t know what to do with myself.
I want to go dancing? But I want to go out right now because it’s a pretty day yet I know I’ll end up spending money and that’s bad. No money spending allowed, Lauren.
I’m...
1 tag
This one time I peed in a Gatorade bottle so my boyfriend at the time could pass a drug test his parents were administering.
Oh, high school.
Happy Valentine's Day!
the-dope-show:
to my tumblr valentine vada-sultenfuss <3
My cinema soulmate!!:D
I just got home but <33333. Hope you had a great day, darling.
plot twist kanye west imprints on blue ivy
I have 3 articles of clothing with hoods on right...
Hoods 4 ever.
K bye going to go work until I DIE.
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.