On a Ryan Gosling watchathon. Yall might love him in Crazy Stupid Love, but Ill take me some scruffy crack addict Gosling in Half Nelson any day.
i miss u. do u miss me? y/n?
If you have burned a single calorie analyzing the...
I’m still fighting accepting that I’m a regular coffee drinker now. I’m in denial even though I went to go get one first thing after I woke up. ON THE WEEKEND. Okay no, I still won’t accept it. YOU WILL HAVE NO HOLD OVER ME.
The best thing about the bedroom was the bed. I liked to stay in bed for hours,...– Charles Bukowski, Ham On Rye (via saisonlune)
I can think of at least 4 of my friends off the...
I have another good friend running one this year. All by the age of 23 or younger. One of them has run it twice, and the first time he just decided the night before to run it, and he did. One of my best friends just got back from Hong Kong and scuba diving off of the coast of Thailand. My best friend in this world lived in Spain for a year, has traveled all over Europe, has gone to Africa, has...
[[MORE]] I feel like Tumblr tends to skew toward vagina-worship. Penises don’t get enough credit. While most people tend to agree that female external sex organs are more aesthetically pleasing, I am here to say, “NAY.” I’m sorry, but I love me a penis. Dicks are beautiful to me. When it’s flaccid, when it’s erect, when it’s ejaculating. Vaginas are...
fuckyesnicole: ice-nine: sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. Lmfao
Hot guys are made even hotter when theyre walking their gorgeous dogs. Drool.
I am assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London; that a...– Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal 1729 (via animalsandmonsters)
emmylucifer: why is The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly) by missy elliot the greatest song ever
May 29th. I’m going. With my best friend. If there were ever a concert I needed to attend, it would be this one. Fuck. Yes.
I love my best friend.
Me: Maria, I just want someone to make me biscuits and cuddle me to sleep...and then leave.
Maria (without hesitation): I can do that.